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"Ballooning Plato" by Jon Roe
Plato may have balloons tied around
his fi nger to celebrate the recently
renovated place at the U of C, but I doubt
he really cares. Good thing the U of C
doesn't celebrate like the Greeks, or else
Plato would have to get smashed! Hah,
get it? Smashing. Platos. Plates. Yeah,
you got it.
T H E U N I V E R S I T Y O F C A L G A R Y G A U N T L E T | V O L U M E 4 7 | I S S U E N O . 3 7 | A P R I L 1 2 | 2 0 0 7
Last chance for Senger-style news
n e w s p a g e 5
In one fi nal act of indulgence, news editor Emily Senger uses her name in a
headline and the word dildo in at least four places before passing the torch to Katy
Anderson. Read her fi nal hurrah in pages fi ve through 11.
WRC moves to Fiji this spring
o p i n i o n s p a g e 1 4
The last opinions section of the semester has drama, suspense, angry letters,
pictures of rabbits humping, and the fi nal hurrah of eic Chris Beauchamp. Yay!
A Falun Gong Show
f e a t u r e s p a g e 1 5
This week in the illustrious features section, intrepid boy editor Garth Paulson
ends his four-year Gauntlet reign of terror by half-heartedly editing a story by
fellow retiring intrepid boy editor Kyle Francis. I'm 'bout to go golfi ng. I'm gonna
go somewhere nice where no mosquitoes at. Holla at me. It's your boy.
S u p p l e m e n t a c u l a r !
Spoof 2007 The Calgary Horrid: Spoof-sauce is back in full force,
taste-free and crass-fi lled for your reading enjoyment. Also features bee-
Travel Supplement 2007: From Peshawar to Palestine, from Strasbourg
to Jamaica, the Gauntlet returns with its second not-so-annual coll