BARTEL’S & JAMES’
VIDEO
PAUL BART E L and JAMES BROWN a re
seated on a porch, Frank & Ed style, hawking
their imitation Bartel’s & James’ cooler.
BROWN continues rambling behind the scene
as FRANK interrupts the picture (his entrance
should shatter the reality of the Bartel’s & James’
c o m m e rcial, just as the Pink Bunny does in the
Eveready commercials).
AUDIO
B A RT E L : Hello. I’m Paul Bartel, and this is
my part n e r, James Brown. We are here to
i n t roduce our new premium cooler, which we
call Bartel’s & James’. Isn’t that right, James?
BROWN: That’s right, Paul. Our new cooler is
the most delicious, the most re f reshing, the
most remarkable, the most…
F R A N K : Hello. Some cooler men just keep
talking on and on and on. Do not be deceived
by these imitators. Only Bartles & Jaymes makes
the premium cooler that speaks for itself, as Ed
would always say. So remember to ask for only
the authentic Bartles & Jaymes Premium Coolers,
and, as always, we thank you for your support.
B R O W N : …And it tastes great. And it’s less
filling. And it…
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Pull back to ROBIN WILLIAMS poking his
head into scene
ROB: Just about the time you started let-
ting me wear clothes!
MOM: He really wanted chopped liver,
but I told him if he ate it, I’d invite
Willie Mays for dinner…
ROB: Willie, I’m still waiting!
MOM: Then when he was thirteen, I let
him make some Golden Grain f o r
h i m s e l f …
ROB: Tw e n t y - s e v e n .
MOM: That’s right! Thirteen was the year
we lost your father at Disneyland!
ROB: Dad, if you hear this, call collect!
MOM: T h e re’s a warm plate of G o l d e n
G r a i n waiting for you!
CU of LAURIE WILLIAMS, mother of…
MOM: I remember the first time I served
my son Golden Grain Pasta…
ROB: Made it myself, Dad! You’d be
p ro u d !
VO: Golden Grain Pasta. A C a l i f o r n i a
family tradition for over 75 years.
ROBIN and MOM seated at the dinner table.
A plate is also set for Dad, whose picture is
hung re v e rentially on the back of his chair.
MOM: H e y, this is pretty good!
VIDEO
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