An Ode to Target
By Kathrien Ahn www.girlatastartup.wordpress.com
I love Target. I mean, if Target were a man, I would marry him and start a family filled with
thrifty shoppers. haha. So, I’ve decided to write an Ode.
Ode to Target
O Target, how I love thee.
Red and white, Candy Stripes
Discounted prices from soap to black t’s.
I can spend hours in there without a gripe
I try to go, list in hand
But I’m mesmerized by the “On Sale ” stand
Do I really need 75% off of ceramic bows
Of course you do, my mind does scold.
Snobby people pretend not to go
But I see them, hats on, disguised, but I know
Rich or poor, bougie or cheap
O Target how I love thee, haha… aren’t I mad deep?
I know, I know… the next Shakespeare. SIKE!