Cheaters Always Prosper
50 Ways to Beat the System Without Getting Caught
Please note that the tricks, scams, and cons presented here are for informational and
entertainment purposes only. It is not the author's or publisher's intent that the reader use this
book as a manual for illicit acts.
This book was written to entertain and inform readers, not to persuade them to commit an
illegal act. Please read this book with this proper reference in mind. Neither the author nor the
publisher wish to be responsible for the personal or corporate suffering of anyone.
This book was written with the encouragement of some of my friends who have always turned
to me when they needed advice on getting out of something, into something, making easy
money, and other such miracles. I wrote this book for all the people out there who play by the
rules and wonder why other people get ahead. In short, rules were made to be broken. One
needs to stand back and look at the system once in a while and see how it really works. That
is, look at the under-the-table arrangements, the payoffs, the you- scratch-my-back-and-I'll-
scratch-yours deals and the blatant ripoffs that are part and parcel of our society.
I figured out how the world works when I was fifteen and working at a very prestigious country
club in California. I got the job because I was being a nice guy to the new kid at my high
school. His name was Aaron, and his locker was next to mine. Having been to ten or so schools
myself by that time, I knew the awkward and scared feelings of being the new kid, so I
introduced myself to him. We ate lunch together and hung out that weekend. It turned out that
his father had just moved their family to my area because he had been hired as the new tennis
pro at a select membership country club about ten minutes away from where I lived. My
parents were breathing down my neck to get a job because I was old enough to start learning
the value of money... get a job ... blah, blah, blah, and something about money and